Yo momma so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses.
Yo Momma So... (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)
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, Jun 27 2012 10:10 PM
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:54 PM
Yo momma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:59 PM
Yo mamamamamamam so stupid she can't find the key with no letters on a keyboard.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:13 PM
Yo momma is so fat that she is bed ridden and only has a few weeks left to live.
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This statement is false. The previous statement is true.
RIP in peace Nintendo.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:34 PM
You mama so ugleh, dat when she went through her house the butler tried to shoot her after she broke the mirrurs.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:41 PM
Yo momma is so fat that she is bed ridden and only has a few weeks left to live.
POW!
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:42 PM
yo momma so fat i asked elric how she got that way
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:45 PM
Your motherly figure is so plump ... her belt size is EQUATOR!
POW!
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!
PIZOW!
Yo mama's so SKINNY, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!
PZIKABLOW!!!
POW!
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!
PIZOW!
Yo mama's so SKINNY, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!
PZIKABLOW!!!
Edited by dagwood dang, 27 June 2012 - 11:45 PM.
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:47 PM
**facepalm**Your motherly figure is so plump ... her belt size is EQUATOR!
POW!
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!
PIZOW!
Yo mama's so SKINNY, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!
PZIKABLOW!!!
Yo mama so stupid she ran into a toy car and said, "Let's Exchange Infurmashiun!"
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 12:30 AM
Your mum is so fat, when she farted it caused the shift from El Nino to La Nina.
Trophy Cards are classy too! LOLZIGZAGOON
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 01:24 AM
yo mama so fat bowser wouldn't even hit that
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:03 AM
Yo mama so ugly, she has her own line of makeup called 'why bother'.
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:43 AM
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when cars past by they slow down
Edited by KgGamesXL, 28 June 2012 - 04:56 AM.
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:56 AM
Yo mama so fat she was arrested eight times for murdering scales.
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(Words from your local demon and leader of the army of darkness)
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 05:00 AM
Yo mama's so fat she had a movie made about her The Day the Earth Stood Still.
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 05:58 AM
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that Paula Deen tried to eat them because she thought they were butter!
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