Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:34 PM
Brace for awesome, people. Brace. For. Awesome.
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Tom
Yeah.
Yes I could.
Part of my "Tom can do IT" exhibit.
PWN3
Now with even more porn
Tom
Yeah.
The porn is still off-limits, though.
PWN3
Hidden behind the hidden painting
You read that correctly
Behind the self portrait is the safe, which houses the self portrait with the safe
Tom
Hidden behind the hidden painting in a safe that has a door to another realm.
PWN3
Which houses the porn
Tom
This realm...
It will be called...
"Pornia"
Cerberuz
Will it have traps?
PWN3
Yes
Both kinds
Tom
Yes.
PWN3
:3
Tom
You'll have a heterosexual guy with a panflute playing music.
PWN3
Wii U Forums, ladies and gents
Tom
He'll greet you when you enter pornia.
Cerberuz
Ah Mig will be playing Music
Tom
But don't bring any warm clothes because it's Summer all year long.
PWN3
It's easier to wear nothing, as Pornia has 8 suns
Each one hotter than the last
It's a scientific mysetery, each sunrise becomes hotter despite only having 8 suns
10:40 AM
Tom
Yeah. They're all blue suns.
Each of them evenly spaced and only 4 AU away from the planet.
Eternal daytime.
PWN3
There's also a moon, but nobody cares about it
And it's made of sun-resistant metal
Tom
You get an occasional solar eclipse...
Which reflects and concentrates the sun's energy into a burning ring of fire.
refracts*
PWN3
Johnny Cash went down in it
And then the flames went higher
Tom
Yeah.
PWN3
And it burns burns burns...
The ring of fire...
The ring of fire~...
Tom
He actually got inspiration for his song during his first, and last, visit to Pornia.
PWN3
The song was literally written about the ring of fire that killed him
Paper in Pornia can resist can anything, which is why the lyrics were sage
Tom
Yeah.
PWN3
*safe
Tom
Funny thing is, Pornia is not on a planet...
PWN3
They were also made out of sage
Tom
But actually on a white dwarf.
PWN3
A white dwarf suspended in a black hole?
Tom
But like, a cooled-down white dwarf...
So it was more like a black dwarf.
And the core is just a gigantic cosmic diamond.
Mignaga
has left the room
Cerberuz
Now it's just getting crazy
PWN3
Worth nothing, as Pornia doesn't value diamond
Bur rather, it values Porn
Tom
Yeah, so I am the richest of them all in the land of Pornia.
PWN3
And so, in the year 2755, the planet was mined out
And they used black magic to convert the diamond into porn
10:45 AM
Tom
All that was left is a 1-km shell of carbon.
PWN3
Yeah
Mignaga
has entered the room
Tom
I have no idea where I'm going with this.
Ding dong.
PWN3
This is a great discussion
Mignaga
Back, switched over to my PC
Tom
Yeah.
Cerberuz
WB
PWN3
We should write a giant novel
Tom
And one of the suns aren't actually a sun.
It's actually more like a neutron star.
Mignaga
I'd read it.
PWN3
The nine-inch, the mother dog and the whore-drobe
Tom
Another problem that occurs in Pornia is since the neutron star is so close...
The pulsars from it destroys and radio device within a 10-lightyear radius.
any*
So robots can't live on Pornia, unfortunately.
There are actually 2 continents.
But 12 million or so years ago, it was all one gigantic landmass.
"Porngea"
PWN3
Do go on
Cerberuz
lol Earth inspiration much
Tom
Due to tectonic diamond-plate shifting...
PWN3
They split
Tom
The continents have split apart.
One being Pornia...
PWN3
And become the lands we know as Pornia
Tom
And the other being...
Ponrhattan or something.
Pornhattan.
PWN3
And Geateya
Oh
Pornhattan works
Tom
Geateya, I like it.
PWN3
I took the 'gea' and worked off that
Tom
No it's Geateya.
11:00 AM
Zinix
idle status
PWN3
If I wasn't lazy, I'd put an accent above the second 'e'
Geatéya
PWN3
The are parted by the lack of ocean
Mignaga
BTW, you know you are having an interesting conversation if I can't follow it.
PWN3
It's just a void that eventually leads to the diamond core
Tom
Yes.
Oh wait.
"Yeah."
PWN3
Geatéya actually invented a means of crossing this gap, but are yet to use it
Water Max
It is midnight in my timezone so I'm logging off now. Goodbye.
PWN3
In fear of Pornia destroying it
Mignaga
BRYO...
Tom
The two sides were never on any good terms, were they?
PWN3
Never
Pornia took all the porn that they both worked for
Tom
Their economies vary too greatly to find middle grounds for agreement.
PWN3
Leaving Geatéya with nothing
Nothing but a plot convenient giant crystal, filled with the pure essence of porn
Tom
All Geatéya had were Chia pets to stimulate their economy.
PWN3
And Chia pets
Water Max
has left the room
Tom
Like, Geatéya's anthem is...
"Ch-ch-ch-chia!"
Mignaga
Alright, I think I'm going to go back to VLR. I'll talk to you guys later. BTW PWN, see if you can
organize a C3 thing for tonight with some people. I'm far too lazy to do it myself. If you can shoot me
a message on FB.
Mignaga
has left the room
Cerberuz
brb
11:05 AM
Cerberuz
has left the room
Tom
This story makes too much sense at this point.
PWN3
Yeah
It does
You know, drop the stupid fact that it's based around pornography, you've got a decent story here
It's not scientifically correct by any means
Tom
Geatéya once tried to use Uranium-235 as their main source of economic stimulation...
But that didn't work out too well.
The money would eventually encounter nuclear fission after like, 700 million years or so...
But they needed money that could stand the test of time.
That's where Chia pets came in.
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