Community Status Updates

Tom
Bought 18,000 turnips for ~1.7 million bells. I hope I get good prices this week. #Cut4Joan #DemThighs


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Tom
Yeah, it makes for a pretty awesome effect, while massaging your lips at the same time.
Jun 29 2013 12:26 PM -
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BanjoKazooie
Iwata shoul have told the marketing team try were doing a bang up job and marketed it better. He also should have made sure there were games before the release of the console. He also should have made sure people understood what the Wii U was!
Jun 28 2013 03:23 PM -

Tom
I specifically asked Joey to show up at my house at 5:30 PM, and what does the Wiier do? He shows up at 5:35PM. The audacity on that duck...

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Lord Pickleton
How do you know he hasn't? He might be writing a letter to you right now.
Jun 27 2013 03:01 PM -

Tom
Bought 12,000 turnips at 104 bells each Sunday, sold 'em today for 509 bells each. 4.8 million bell profits all day, er'day! #Swagmebro #HashtagsOnFacebook #Cut4Brodleteen


Tom
Shampoodle's opening up soon, and the T&T Mart is closing tomorrow in order to remodel. #Yoloswag420 #Cut4Bieber #DemThighs

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Envy
Y'all are so lucky. I'm thinking I might get Club LOL tomorrow and hopefully Shampoodles will start getting remodeled to open.
Jun 26 2013 09:19 AM -
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Tom
Well apparently it's Sunday in my town, so if your turnip prices are higher than 104 bells per turnip, I think infinite moneys will occur.
Jun 15 2013 06:21 AM -

Tom
That feel when you're about to fall asleep and your entire body twitches. #YOLO #swagmebro
