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[White Trite Chronicles]

You guys... you're getting too complex with it!

 

All you need to do is cover it with cooking oil and spin it so fast it snaps it's own neck!

 

It's the most effective way I'VE found, anyway.

[Chaos]

I would drag the Ostrich across a large amount of legos. With a very slow tractor might I add.

 

[Mitch]

Cutting their heads off?

 

Lighting them on fire?

 

Quick dry cement?

 

Amateurs...You people do it too quickly, you don't savor the emotions at all...

 

The best way to kill an Ostrich...and I mean really make that Ostrich pay for its crimes against birdmanity is as follows 

 

Step 1: Purchase Pre-Processed Ostrich meat OR Use your own meat of previous slain Ostriches (However you all seem like novice Ostrich killers so I highly doubt you would own any Ostrich meat of your own disposal, so purchasing may be a must for most of you [ I have found that Wal-Mart carries the highest grade Ostrich meat that doesnt contain nearly as much filler by products as their competitors] )

 

Step 2: Upon acquiring Ostrich meat form into several round 3 inch by 3 inch balls

 

Step 3: (Do to the nature of this thread and it being soley on killing Ostriches and not capturing them I am assuming you already have the foul fowl in your possession) The bird should be hereby restrained with copper shackles on each of its ankles in a dark room with little to no lighting

 

Step 4: Place the cooked or Raw meat balls in front of the bird

 

Step 5: Wait patiently before the bird caves and consumes the meat

 

Step 6: Your Ostrich slave will then contract Mad Ostrich Disease and will grow bacteria inside of itself that will slowly and painfully consume the bird from the inside out

 

 

***Full results may take anywhere from 2-6 weeks

 

 

And that my friends is the proper way to dispose of the hideous beasts

[Chaos]

Cutting their heads off?

 

Lighting them on fire?

 

Quick dry cement?

 

Amateurs...You people do it too quickly, you don't savor the emotions at all...

 

The best way to kill an Ostrich...and I mean really make that Ostrich pay for its crimes against birdmanity is as follows 

 

Step 1: Purchase Pre-Processed Ostrich meat OR Use your own meat of previous slain Ostriches (However you all seem like novice Ostrich killers so I highly doubt you would own any Ostrich meat of your own disposal, so purchasing may be a must for most of you [ I have found that Wal-Mart carries the highest grade Ostrich meat that doesnt contain nearly as much filler by products as their competitors] )

 

Step 2: Upon acquiring Ostrich meat form into several round 3 inch by 3 inch balls

 

Step 3: (Do to the nature of this thread and it being soley on killing Ostriches and not capturing them I am assuming you already have the foul fowl in your possession) The bird should be hereby restrained with copper shackles on each of its ankles in a dark room with little to no lighting

 

Step 4: Place the cooked or Raw meat balls in front of the bird

 

Step 5: Wait patiently before the bird caves and consumes the meat

 

Step 6: Your Ostrich slave will then contract Mad Ostrich Disease and will grow bacteria inside of itself that will slowly and painfully consume the bird from the inside out

 

 

***Full results may take anywhere from 2-6 weeks

 

 

And that my friends is the proper way to dispose of the hideous beasts

nup, just legos

[DANT3]

Cutting their heads off?

 

Lighting them on fire?

 

Quick dry cement?

 

Amateurs...You people do it too quickly, you don't savor the emotions at all...

 

The best way to kill an Ostrich...and I mean really make that Ostrich pay for its crimes against birdmanity is as follows 

 

Step 1: Purchase Pre-Processed Ostrich meat OR Use your own meat of previous slain Ostriches (However you all seem like novice Ostrich killers so I highly doubt you would own any Ostrich meat of your own disposal, so purchasing may be a must for most of you [ I have found that Wal-Mart carries the highest grade Ostrich meat that doesnt contain nearly as much filler by products as their competitors] )

 

Step 2: Upon acquiring Ostrich meat form into several round 3 inch by 3 inch balls

 

Step 3: (Do to the nature of this thread and it being soley on killing Ostriches and not capturing them I am assuming you already have the foul fowl in your possession) The bird should be hereby restrained with copper shackles on each of its ankles in a dark room with little to no lighting

 

Step 4: Place the cooked or Raw meat balls in front of the bird

 

Step 5: Wait patiently before the bird caves and consumes the meat

 

Step 6: Your Ostrich slave will then contract Mad Ostrich Disease and will grow bacteria inside of itself that will slowly and painfully consume the bird from the inside out

 

 

***Full results may take anywhere from 2-6 weeks

 

 

And that my friends is the proper way to dispose of the hideous beasts

Whoa.

 

Dude.

 

Whoa.

 

Holy...

 

Dude.

 

C'mon.

 

Dude.

 

Seriously.

 

Whoa.

[Mignaga]

I saw this topic on Crunchy Rolls forums, and I wanted to see if anyone in the Wii U Forums community had done this? 

 

Thanks! 

 

Inspiration: http://www.crunchyro...you-ever-killed

[DANT3]

Only ostriches.

[Sage]

I don't like to talk about my past. 

[Chaos]

ok, truthfully, I caught a baby bird once (if "a" meant several) and I threw them at trees... and their necks snapped, then I kind of threw them into the neighbors yard.

[White Trite Chronicles]

I am a convicted Cereal Killer.

[Goom]

I have been known to kill panties and other fun gatherings of clothing.

[Mitch]

I killed a man once.... With this Thumb

[Chrop]

I haven't killed a human before, but I would kill one if he/she killed one of my friends/family with little to no reason and got away with it.

[Waller]

I kill my time reading these threads.

[Blake]

I chose the path of the demon.

[Fiery]

Yup! Wifi's really fast in jail.

[BanjoKazooie]

I ran over a puppy once

Edited by BelieberDirectioner, 14 July 2013 - 01:16 PM.

[Mitch]

Who needs to kill when we can Jager!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oops wrong forum

Edited by Mitch13pavel, 14 July 2013 - 01:25 PM.

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