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#3261 Abcdude

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:37 AM

What a shame


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#3262 YoshiGamer9

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:30 AM

Make it watch miley cyrus twerk for ten hours until it barfs on her hairy ass.


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#3263 Keviin

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:35 PM

What is Craiglist? I hear a lot of people on /b/ claiming they've sucked dicks from people they met on Craiglist. 

 

So guys, what do. There's this girl that lives pretty close by (never seen her irl tho) and she's pretty nice I think, a few months ago she randomly send a nude pic and today her mom and sisters said I was cute so they want us to date. Shall I do it? She's not superhot. She's not the nicest girl ever. But the fact that she send nudepics and lives somewhat close excites me. I may get to feel macho man again.


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#3264 xile6

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:45 PM

It sucks because I've had girlfriends but we never reached that spectacle. I'm going to offer my virginity to girls on craigslist and see how it goes.

Is this a real thread? Like really?

If so why dont you talk to your girl about this, because if not then you will end up losing her and probably getting something from someone else.

 

What is Craiglist? I hear a lot of people on /b/ claiming they've sucked dicks from people they met on Craiglist. 

 

So guys, what do. There's this girl that lives pretty close by (never seen her irl tho) and she's pretty nice I think, a few months ago she randomly send a nude pic and today her mom and sisters said I was cute so they want us to date. Shall I do it? She's not superhot. She's not the nicest girl ever. But the fact that she send nudepics and lives somewhat close excites me. I may get to feel macho man again.

 

Must see pix of girl to judge if she is hot or not.

Also if she sees like a cool girl then date her. If not then live it alone.


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#3265 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:55 PM

Everyone on Craigslist wants you to go to a pay site. PM me for a great free dating site. That's how I met my friend with benefits.


Edited by SaturnDaOPGaymFreak, 27 August 2013 - 12:56 PM.

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#3266 Keviin

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 01:59 PM

Is this a real thread? Like really?
If so why dont you talk to your girl about this, because if not then you will end up losing her and probably getting something from someone else.


Must see pix of girl to judge if she is hot or not.
Also if she sees like a cool girl then date her. If not then live it alone.


Will post pics tomorrow (not the nudes lol)
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#3267 Big Boss

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:16 PM

I can't say what I want to say dang it.



#3268 Zinix

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:48 PM

Who wants to put money in me losing my v-card before my b-day?


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#3269 Blake

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:00 PM

Who wants to put money in me losing my v-card before my b-day?

 

Going to put my money on you being dead by April.



#3270 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:36 PM

You know what you should do you should walk up to a random girl and ask if they will accept a gift and once they say yes you whip out a box with your thang in it and start singing my dick in a box and ask them if they will accept this gift I promise this works 69% of the time all the time

I love that SNL sketch :)


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#3271 Zinix

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 08:15 PM

Blake, on 27 Aug 2013 - 8:00 PM, said:Going to put my money on you being dead by April.
prob December.


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#3272 grahamf

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 08:34 PM

Or at the bare minimum robbed. If you go through use a burner wallet with only your license and a debit card.

 

Wait, are we talking about Cragslist or stranger friend?


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#3273 Klobb

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:51 PM

Problem: Virgin

Solution: Have sex

 

I know, I know. I just saved everyone hours of blood, sweat, and tears.


If you think Smogon ban stuff

"Just because they can't beat it"

You clearly don't play OU

You clearly have no knowledge of the metagame

And you clearly don't deserve to have an opinion.


#3274 Zinix

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 02:16 AM

lol

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#3275 Zinix

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 08:30 AM

Seems logical.

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#3276 Big Boss

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 09:16 AM

Zinix is homosexual.



#3277 KingBoo

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:39 AM

me thinks someone has a crush on fiery 


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#3279 grahamf

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 12:03 PM

I think you broke the formatting...


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 12:25 PM


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