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#318060 Pokemon Go: An Open Letter to Nintendo

Posted by Mitch on 11 July 2016 - 09:52 AM

Pokemon Go has taken the world by storm, no matter where I go I cannot escape Pokemon Go. I have dreamt of this moment my entire life, having been relatively young when the Pokemon craze took the world by storm back in the late 90's I have longed for those same Pokemon fever days to return back to the same extreme global phenomena levels of yore. No those days have seemingly begun to reappear in the form of Pokemon Go....Sadly....Pokemon Go is not the Pokemon game that should have been the Messiah of my childhood dreams. While there are spinoff games such as 'Pokemon Snap' and 'Hey You Pikachu', the core Pokemon franchise is mainly built upon the foundation of 4 core concepts: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, Pokemon Go manages to properly satisfy one of these concepts being the Hunting aspect of the game in that you utilize the GPS of your phone to actually track and find Pokemon in real time in the wide open world. Capturing, Grinding, and Battling is where Pokemon Go not only fails as a Pokemon game, but also sheds light on several horrifying thought of the future of Nintendo. Before I delve into how disgustingly bastardized those 3 aspects of the game are, I must remind you of all the time over the past decade that Nintendo has urged us that they would never even consider going into the mobile gaming market, that they would never release a game that was not completely finished and polished, that we must "please understand" that everything Nintendo does and has done has been the right decision for not only their customers, but for all of gaming as a whole. With all of that said they betrayed us all and released Pokemon Go where you capture Pokemon by playing a rainbowty version of Pokemon Paper Toss, where you train your Pokemon and grind to level them up by spending actual money on in game currency that levels you up, and where Battling has been replaced with a horrible awful tap your screen to fight battle mechanic. We have been betrayed and the masses are eating the pile of rainbow that Nintendo has put in front of their face to the tune of a 25% stock increase since launch. The masses have agreed that this type of product is acceptable in the horrible state that it is in.... it is completely unfinished, I wouldn't even classify it as a game, more-so the Easter egg hunt from hell. Take any other game franchise and imagine that it had the lazy battle mechanic that Pokemon Go has and then ask yourself if you would be fine with that? We deserve a much better Pokemon game than what we were given. This is no worse the fads that are the Kardashians and the Fast and the Furious movie franchise....you people are mindless sheep who follow whatever unicorn tongue craze there is and put a smile on your face and say its fun. If Nintendo is going to have no self-respect then that does not give you an excuse to also have no self-respect for yourself and waste your own precious time with this utter garbage. We dont need to accept this treatment and open the door to even more micro-transaction filled games! We can all uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not sell their souls for the few millions that they will make from micro-transactions.

#318031 Miifoto

Posted by Mitch on 01 May 2016 - 10:13 PM

Post your Miifoto pics here








#317897 Member Title Change Request Thread

Posted by Mitch on 15 March 2016 - 11:10 AM

R.I.P Goom

#317510 New Nintendo controller patent

Posted by Mitch on 10 December 2015 - 11:15 PM

You know what Nintendo really needs to win back the gaming community?.....A new console with a gimmicky controller! Our prayers have been answered!

#308316 Legends of Zelda live action coming to Netflix

Posted by Mitch on 06 February 2015 - 01:43 PM

Holy hell. Nintendo's really starting to diversify their brand. A LoZ Netflix series is... A curve ball.

Make Him Ganondorf and you'll have my money :P

 Yes! and NPH as Zelda!

#308313 Legends of Zelda live action coming to Netflix

Posted by Mitch on 06 February 2015 - 01:38 PM

Please cast Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Link

#306279 AMD*** New gaming console for 2016 (Nintendo?)

Posted by Mitch on 01 January 2015 - 08:00 PM

Sega reentering the console market?

#305966 Sorceror12's Secret Santa Present!

Posted by Mitch on 24 December 2014 - 04:29 PM

I had every intention of making you a magic themed youtube video...then i got sick. And because I procrastinate I had to scramble to come u with a new idea, so here is your place holder gift of a collage of NPH's face with an IOU on the youtube video attached



Merry Christmas!!!



#305494 Splatoon Taking To Tumblr

Posted by Mitch on 16 December 2014 - 09:07 PM







After comparing the first picture with the second batch of pictures I think its safe to say Splatoon 3DS version Confirmed!

#305399 Incoming Devil May Cry Remasters No One Wanted!

Posted by Mitch on 15 December 2014 - 03:04 PM

"Game of the Year 2015" -PWN3

#305182 Sony/Nintendo to join for Mario film (Thanks Shovel Knight)

Posted by Mitch on 12 December 2014 - 12:11 AM

I wonder if they'll make a Super Mario Bros Movie the Game... A game based off a movie based off the game the movie is based off of.

#305117 Your Top 5 Christmas movies?

Posted by Mitch on 10 December 2014 - 08:44 PM

No Grinch? No Stopmotion classics? NO ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE??????????? You Christmas plebes disgust me....




















#304978 Smash Bros for Wii U (Video Review)

Posted by Mitch on 09 December 2014 - 09:42 PM

I couldnt resist




#304751 Dating people

Posted by Mitch on 06 December 2014 - 08:11 PM

You've already got a pretty sick beard...all you need is a suit and you can go to the mall and have people sit on your lap. It might not necessarily be the most conventional way of hooking up,but a decent way to get some level of action.

#304624 New Upcoming Wii U Indie Title: The Deer God

Posted by Mitch on 05 December 2014 - 11:24 PM

The Deer God is an absolutely gorgeous 3D pixel art adventure platforming game that has recently had its goal reached on kickstarter to come to the Wii U and has just been released on Steam. 

The game focuses on the spiritual journey and self discovery of a hunter who shoots and kills a deal while simultaneously being attacked by wolves, you are then transported to the Deer God who allows you to reincarnate as a baby deer and look at life from another point of view. You traverse a gorgeous pixelized landscape abundant with various terrains and an incredibly beautiful level of visual depth. The game plays out as a game of exploration and discovery, at no point does this game choose to hold your hand and walk you through what to do, much like the overall message of self-discovery the gameplay mechanics itself also focus on self-discovery. You must determine when to run and when to fight, how to use the environment to the best of your advantage when you're in a tight pinch, this game is by no means a typical adventure platformer where you run and attack enemies head on, being a deer you may not desire to attack with brute force unless you have yourself backed into a corner. 
Gameplay of The Deer God on Steam:






The Deer God is truly a unique experience that combines the tranquility and relaxation of a soul searching journey paired with the ever increasing difficulty level as the game progresses and I cannot wait to get my hands on the Wii U version!


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